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♪ I WANT TO TALK TO
MY LITTLE WILD ONE ♪
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♪ AND I WANT TO ROCK
WITH MY LITTLE WILD ONE ♪
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♪ ALL MY LIFE IS A
HOLLOW DISPLAY ♪
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♪ WHEN I'M AWAY FROM
MY LITTLE WILD ONE ♪
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THE COMMANDER OF THE
CONFEDERATE ARMY WAS
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♪ RIGHT DOWN TO HER SHOES ♪
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BRUCE LEE.
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♪ SHE'S A LITTLE WILD ONE ♪
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"ROBERT E. LEE."
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CLOSE.
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THE CIVIL WAR STARTED IN 1861
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AND LASTED
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FAR TOO LONG.
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"1865."
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AH!
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YOU ARE SO COOL.
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YOU TALKING TO ME?
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I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE.
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LEAVE ME ALONE.
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I'M TRYING TO STUDY, SCUZZBALL.
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SCUZZBALL?
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UH, SORRY, DAD,
THOUGHT YOU WERE BEN.
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I'D NEVER CALL YOU
SCUZZBALL TO YOUR FACE.
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MIKE, YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA
BE CLEANING UP YOUR ROOM.
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I DID.
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NICE.
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♪ SHE'S MINE TILL THE
LAST DAY RUNS DOWN ♪
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THAT MUSIC A LITTLE LOUD?
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OH, ABSOLUTELY.
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♪ LITTLE WILD ONE ♪
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DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M TRYING TO STUDY HERE.
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OH, WELL, I SURELY DON'T WANT
TO INTERFERE WITH A STUDY METHOD
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THAT HAS BROUGHT YOU TO THE
BRINK OF FAILURE THIS YEAR, MIKE.
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BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THE PLASTER
ON THE LIVING ROOM CEILING,
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I'D LIKE YOU TO STUDY
FOR THIS HISTORY TEST
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WITHOUT ANY LOUD DISTRACTIONS.
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I DON'T KNOW, DAD,
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ALL THAT SILENCE COULD
REALLY THROW ME OFF.
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UH, LET'S RISK IT.
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COME ON, JUST YOU AND THIS
BOOK FOR ONE SOLID HOUR.
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WHA... WHAT'S THIS?
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ARE YOU PRESSURING
ME FOR A GOOD GRADE?
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NO, I'M A REALIST, MIKE.
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I'M PRESSURING YOU
FOR A PASSING GRADE.
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COME ON, YOU'VE BEEN
SQUEAKING THROUGH
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AMERICAN HISTORY
ALL YEAR WITH A 67.
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68.
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OH, PARDON ME.
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COME ON. LOOK, WITH THIS EXAM
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YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO
REALLY IMPROVE ON THAT.
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WHY DON'T YOU AIM FOR THE STARS?
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70.75!
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DAD, I GET THE FEELING
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YOU DON'T THINK I
KNOW THIS STUFF.
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN
WAS ASSASSINATED...
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TRUE.
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WELL, A VERY WISE
MAN ONCE SAID, MIKE,
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THAT, "THOSE WHO DO
NOT KNOW THEIR HISTORY
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ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT."
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YOU MEAN LIKE IN SUMMER SCHOOL?
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EXACTLY.
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♪ SHE MOVES, SHE'S
A LITTLE WILD ONE ♪
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♪ RIGHT DOWN TO HER SHOES,
SHE'S A LITTLE WILD ONE ♪
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS ASSASSINATED
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♪ AND CRAWL THROUGH HELL ♪
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WHILE HE WAS STILL ALIVE.
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♪ SHOW ME THAT SMILE AGAIN ♪
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♪ DON'T WASTE ANOTHER
MINUTE ON YOUR CRYIN' ♪
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♪ WE'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE END ♪
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♪ THE BEST IS READY TO BEGIN ♪
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♪ AS LONG AS WE GOT EACH OTHER ♪
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♪ WE GOT THE WORLD
SPINNIN' RIGHT IN OUR HANDS ♪
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♪ BABY, YOU AND ME ♪
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♪ WE GOTTA BE ♪
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♪ THE LUCKIEST DREAMERS
WHO NEVER QUIT DREAMIN' ♪
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♪ AS LONG AS WE KEEP ON GIVIN' ♪
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♪ WE CAN TAKE ANYTHING
THAT COMES OUR WAY ♪
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♪ BABY, RAIN OR SHINE ♪
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♪ ALL THE TIME ♪
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♪ WE GOT EACH OTHER ♪
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♪ SHARIN' THE
LAUGHTER AND LOVE ♪
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JASON.
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LOOK.
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WELL, MIKE'S STILL STUDYING.
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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LOOKS LIKE I ACTUALLY
GOT THROUGH TO HIM.
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YEAH, YEAH, THAT MUST BE IT.
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YOU PROBABLY GOT HIM SO FIRED UP
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HE'S DIZZY WITH THE
THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE.
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OK, JUST LISTEN.
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MIKE?
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YEAH?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHY?
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I'M CURIOUS. ARE
YOU STILL STUDYING?
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YEAH. THERE'S NO WAY
I'M GONNA FLUNK THIS TEST.
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JASON, THERE'S SOMEBODY IN
THAT ROOM IMITATING MIKE'S VOICE.
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OH, VERY FUNNY, MOM.
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MIKE, THE ANSWER?
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I'M VERY CLOSE.
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OH, COME ON, I'M TIRED.
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HEY, THIS IS NO
PICNIC FOR ME EITHER.
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A GENERAL.
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JUST NAME ANY AMERICAN GENERAL.
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GENERAL
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MOTORS.
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THAT'S IT. I'M GOING TO BED.
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BED?
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COME ON, HOW CAN YOU THINK
OF BED AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
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WATCHING YOU WALLOW IN YOUR
IGNORANCE IS TOO DEMORALIZING.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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OK, WELL, IF YOU'RE SO GOOD
AT IT, HOW DO YOU STUDY?
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IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
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I READ THE MATERIAL
WHEN IT'S ASSIGNED,
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I UNDERLINE THE KEY PHRASES,
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I TAKE CAREFUL NOTES,
AND I QUIZ MYSELF.
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UNDERLINING.
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HI.
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HI, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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OH, I WAS UP LATE STUDYING.
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DO YOU HAVE A TEST, TOO?
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NO.
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SEE, MIKE COULD LEARN
SOMETHING FROM HER.
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NO, HE COULDN'T.
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WELL, BYE. BYE.
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WELL, I HATE TO EAT AND RUN.
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HEY, YOU DIDN'T EVEN
FINISH YOUR EGGS.
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WELL, WHAT I ATE
WAS VERY FILLING.
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COME ON. YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT.
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YOU DON'T HAVE
TO MAKE UP A STORY.
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IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE YOUR
BREAKFAST, JUST SAY SO.
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JASON... I CAN TAKE IT.
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WELL, I... GO AHEAD, SAY IT.
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IT WAS YUCK.
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OK, THEN.
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THAT'S BETTER.
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JUST KIDDING. BYE-BYE.
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ALL OF IT OR JUST THE EGGS?
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THOSE WERE EGGS?
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OK, SAY GOOD MORNING
TO GOD'S GIFT TO HISTORY.
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WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE A GUY WHO'S
READY FOR A BIG HISTORY TEST.
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READY. I AM NOT JUST READY, DAD.
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NAMES, DATES, EVERYTHING.
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I THINK TODAY WILL
GO DOWN IN HISTORY
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AS THE DAY MIKE
SEAVER TURNS A CORNER.
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FEBRUARY 20, 1986.
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IT'S FEBRUARY 25.
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HEY, DAD.
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HI, BEN.
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THIS IS BREAKFAST?
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YES.
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WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?
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A SURPRISE.
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UH-OH.
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I HATE SURPRISES.
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WHY IS DAD FEEDING ME SHOES?
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UH, BEN, THAT'S MY BAG.
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WHY IS DAD FEEDING YOU SHOES?
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BEN, COME ON,
GIVE IT. I NEED THAT.
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"ROBERT E. LEE,
STONEWALL JACKSON,
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APPOMATTOX COURT HOUSE."
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YEAH, YEAH, THEY'RE MY BUDDIES.
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UH, I HAD 'EM SIGN
'EM FOR GOOD LUCK.
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YOU KNOW SOMEBODY NAMED
APPOMATTOX COURT HOUSE?
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YEAH. A BLACK GUY,
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CAPTAIN OF THE BASKETBALL TEAM.
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UH, KARATE. I JUST
KICKED OVER A BRICK WALL.
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THE ONE THING I KNOW
IS THAT I DON'T KNOW THIS.
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BONE, MY MAN, YOU
WORRY TOO MUCH.
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WELL, AT LEAST I'LL HAVE YOU
FOR COMPANY IN SUMMER SCHOOL.
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NO, NOT THIS TIME. I
GOT THIS THING ACED.
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YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU
ACTUALLY STUDIED THIS STUFF?
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BONER, BONER, BONER.
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SO YOUNG, SO NAIVE.
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YOU'VE GOT CHEAT
NOTES. EDDIE, HE'S GOT...
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SHH, COME ON, YOU
SAY THAT TOO LOUD
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AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA
GET THE WRONG IDEA.
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WHERE ARE THEY?
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LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT.
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HERE, SEARCH ME. HERE YOU
GO, FULL-BODY STRIP SEARCH.
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UH, NO, THANKS.
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TEACHER! TEACHER!
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ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.
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I TRUST YOU'RE ALL
SUFFICIENTLY FRIGHTENED.
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IF NOT, YOU SHOULD BE.
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'CAUSE THIS TEST WILL COUNT
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FOR A QUARTER OF
YOUR TOTAL GRADE.
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A QUARTER! ONLY
YESTERDAY HE SAID 25%.
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THIS IS MULTIPLE CHOICE.
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YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES,
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AND YOUR PAPERS WILL BE GRADED
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BEFORE YOU LEAVE. YOU MAY BEGIN.
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"THE FINAL NORTHERN
BATTLE OF THE CIVIL WAR WAS,
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BATTLE OF BULL RUN,
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BATTLE OF GETTYSBURG,
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BATTLE OF THE NETWORK STARS."
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GETTYSBURG.
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HEY, I ACTUALLY KNOW THIS STUFF!
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NOW, SOME OF YOUR TEST
RESULTS DID SURPRISE ME.
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FOR INSTANCE, IT WAS INTERESTING
TO LEARN FROM MR. STABONE
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THAT GENERAL GRANT'S
FIRST NAME WAS LOU.
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I CAN'T LOOK, I CAN'T LOOK.
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I'VE GOTTA LOOK.
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67! ALL RIGHT!
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IN WHAT IS PERHAPS THE BIGGEST
SHOCK IN MY TEACHING CAREER,
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SINCE BOYS STARTED
WEARING EARRINGS,
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THE HIGHEST GRADE
IN THE CLASS, A 94,
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WAS EARNED BY
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MIKE SEAVER.
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I AM NUMBER ONE!
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NUMBER ONE!
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00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,505
NUMBER ONE!
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NUMBER ONE!
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NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE!
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MR. SEAVER,
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BEFORE WE SCHEDULE
A PRESS CONFERENCE,
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I HAVE TO ASK
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HOW DOES A STUDENT
WHOSE VERY NAME
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HAS BECOME SYNONYMOUS
WITH THE PHRASE "D MINUS",
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MANAGE SUCH A GRADE?
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00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,894
WHAT CAN I SAY, MR. DEWITT?
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WHEN YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT.
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OH.
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00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,605
AND NOW I SEE WHERE YOU GOT IT.
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ARE YOU ACTUALLY
CALLING ME A CHEATER?
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MR. SEAVER, DON'T TRY
TO FOOL WILLY DEWITT.
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THE SHOES. NOW.
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MR. DEWITT...
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HAVE YOUR PARENT,
GUARDIAN, OR PAROLE OFFICER
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CALL FOR AN APPOINTMENT.
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THE SOONER THE BETTER.
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00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,653
HE BEAT YOU?
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00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,090
NO, HE JUST TOOK MY SHOES.
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00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,592
OH, THAT STINKS, MIKE.
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YEAH, REAL BAD, TOO.
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00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,170
WHAT REALLY BOTHERS ME
238
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,109
IS THAT THIS GUY
THINKS I CHEATED.
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BOY, HARD TO IMAGINE!
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00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:45,380
I MEAN, HE WOULDN'T EVEN
TAKE MY WORD THAT I DIDN'T.
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00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,705
SEAVER, YOU REALLY ARE GOOD.
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00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:49,452
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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WELL, I MEAN, HERE YOU ARE FACING
SUSPENSION AND AN "F" IN HISTORY,
244
00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:54,056
AND YOU'RE COOL ENOUGH
TO PLAY IT INNOCENT.
245
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,747
LOOK, I AM INNOCENT!
246
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:59,317
OOH, AND OUTRAGE,
TOO. OUTRAGE IS TOUGH.
247
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,653
I CAN ONLY WORK UP TO
A SMALL FRENZY MYSELF.
248
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,022
LOOK, I DID NOT CHEAT!
249
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:08,692
NO, AND YOU DIDN'T LOOK AT THE
ANSWERS ON YOUR SHOES EVEN ONCE.
250
00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:11,596
LOOK, I'M NOT KIDDIN' AROUND!
251
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,999
YOU KNOW, MAYBE HE'S
GOT THE ROOM BUGGED.
252
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,903
OF COURSE, MIKE, YOU
WOULD NEVER CHEAT.
253
00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:20,371
LOOK, I DID NOT CHEAT,
254
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,873
AND I'M TIRED OF YOU
GUYS SAYIN' THAT I DID!
255
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,942
YOU GOT IT?
256
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,423
5 NIGHTS THIS WEEK,
257
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,492
THE STORY THAT HAD
ALL AMERICA READING,
258
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,416
WILL HAVE ALL AMERICA WATCHING.
259
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,050
AT 18, SHE WAS A NUN.
260
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,852
AT 21, AN ACROBAT.
261
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,488
AT 37, THE MISTRESS
OF A PRESIDENT.
262
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,125
JOAN COLLINS IS...
263
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:42,993
OLD.
264
00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:48,966
HI, MIKE.
265
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,168
HI.
266
00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:52,603
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
267
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,517
HOW DO YOU KNOW
SOMETHING'S THE MATTER?
268
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,341
BECAUSE YOU
DIDN'T SAY, "HI, FIDO,"
269
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:59,510
"HI, SKUNK-BREATH,"
OR "HI, NERD-FACE."
270
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,112
SO, WHAT IS IT?
271
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,860
CAROL, I'M LIVING A NIGHTMARE.
272
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,884
I MEAN, NOBODY BELIEVES ME.
273
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:09,420
NOT BONER, NOT EDDIE,
NOT CHEECH, NOT MURRAY.
274
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,457
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
275
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,827
MR. DEWITT ACCUSED ME OF
CHEATING ON MY HISTORY EXAM.
276
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,896
YOU PASSED!
277
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,499
YEAH, I PASSED.
278
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,501
IN FACT, I GOT THE HIGHEST
GRADE IN THE CLASS.
279
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,839
94.
280
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,709
OH, OH, IS THIS YOUR WAY OF
SAYING YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME EITHER?
281
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,522
STOP! OH, OH, FINE.
282
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,824
DON'T BELIEVE ME,
SKUNK-BREATH! FIDO!
283
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:37,181
NERD-FACE!
284
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:46,257
MOM! DAD! HOW GREAT TO SEE YOU!
285
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,326
HEY. IS HE TALKING TO US?
286
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,539
I MEAN, JUST KNOWING THAT
I CAN COUNT ON YOU GUYS
287
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,063
MAKES ME FEEL HAPPY.
288
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,777
OH, THE GIDDINESS IS
COMPLETELY MUTUAL, MIKE.
289
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,134
HEY, YOU'RE WELCOME.
290
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,235
DO YOU HAVE A FEVER?
291
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,203
MOM.
292
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,683
SAY, MAGGIE, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE
293
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,820
THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH
HIS RECENT HISTORY TEST, DO YOU?
294
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:07,211
YOU KNOW, I'M DARN GLAD
YOU BROUGHT THAT UP, DAD.
295
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,046
I'D BETTER SIT DOWN.
296
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,648
WHAT HAPPENED?
297
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:13,852
WELL, THERE'S NOT TOO MUCH
TO BE SAID ABOUT THE TEST ITSELF.
298
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,586
UH, SAY IT ANYWAY.
299
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,690
I PASSED.
300
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:20,759
COMPLETELY?
301
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:21,827
YEAH.
302
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,828
HEY, ALL RIGHT, MIKE.
303
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,296
CONGRATULATIONS.
304
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,577
I KNEW THAT THAT LITTLE
EXTRA STUDYING WOULD PAY OFF.
305
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:29,567
OH, THANKS.
306
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,403
BUT I DO HAVE SOME BAD NEWS,
307
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,917
AND I THINK YOU BETTER
SIT DOWN FOR THIS, DAD.
308
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,518
JUST SAY WHAT IT IS, MIKE.
309
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,843
I HAVE A FEELING YOU SHOULD SIT.
310
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,081
NOW WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU
311
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,351
IS GOING TO GET BOTH
OF YOU QUITE ANGRY,
312
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,953
AND YOU WILL BE OUTRAGED
AT THE SHODDY TREATMENT
313
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,822
I HAVE RECEIVED FROM MR. DEWITT.
314
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,536
BUT I WANT YOUR WORD THAT YOU'RE
NOT GONNA GO OFF HALF-COCKED
315
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,694
TRYING TO GET THIS
GUY FIRED OR SOMETHING.
316
00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:59,196
I PROMISE TO BE
FULLY-COCKED, MIKE.
317
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:05,269
NOW, MR. DEWITT ACCUSED ME
318
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,972
OF CHEATING.
319
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,543
NOW JUST CALM DOWN!
320
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:13,744
I'M IN CONTROL.
321
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,747
I DID NOT CHEAT!
322
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:18,316
NOW WHY WOULD
MR. DEWITT THINK THAT?
323
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,230
YOU KNOW, I HAVE
BEEN ASKING MYSELF
324
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,198
THAT SAME QUESTION
ALL AFTERNOON.
325
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,489
WELL, WHAT'D YOU
COME UP WITH, MIKE?
326
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,660
I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS HE DIDN'T
EXPECT ME TO DO THAT WELL ON THE TEST.
327
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,262
WELL? YOU DID WELL? HE DID WELL.
328
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,233
HOW WELL?
329
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,668
I RARELY PAY ATTENTION
TO THE GRADES.
330
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,370
WHAT'D YOU GET? 70?
331
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,971
UH. 75?
332
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,217
WELL... 80?
333
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,541
SEE... 85?
334
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,008
ACTUALLY... 90?
335
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,877
4.94!
336
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,646
WHY, MICHAEL SEAVER,
I'M ASHAMED OF YOU!
337
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,217
HOW COULD YOU CHEAT?
338
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,052
I DID NOT CHEAT.
339
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,087
IS THIS 94 OUT OF 100?
340
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,126
I SWEAR TO YOU I DID NOT CHEAT.
341
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,528
DAD, I GIVE YOU MY
WORD OF HONOR.
342
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,766
WELL, UH, I BELIEVE YOU.
343
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,971
REALLY? REALLY?
344
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,741
WELL, IF OUR SON GIVES US HIS
WORD, WE'VE GOTTA BELIEVE HIM.
345
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,314
YOU'RE RIGHT.
346
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,149
I BELIEVE YOU, MIKE.
347
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:27,485
WELL, THANKS.
348
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,931
I KNEW I COULD
COUNT ON YOU GUYS.
349
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,788
I AM SORRY FOR
EVERY MISERABLE THING
350
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:34,024
I'VE EVER DONE TO MAKE
YOUR WORLD A LIVING HELL.
351
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:35,771
AND I'M SORRY I
DOUBTED YOU, MIKE,
352
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,673
BUT IT'S A TOUGH
STORY TO BELIEVE
353
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,431
IF YOU PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES.
354
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,701
MOM'S SHOES AREN'T BIG
ENOUGH FOR ALL THE ANSWERS.
355
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,939
ALL RIGHT, THE
SHOES. THANKS, BENNY.
356
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,909
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
GUYS THE FUNNIEST PART.
357
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,347
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS.
358
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,000
MIKE?
359
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,457
BENEDICT ARNOLD.
360
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,792
NO, BEN SEAVER.
361
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,129
GET AWAY.
362
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:14,932
WANT SOME DINNER?
363
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,334
NO, I AM NO LONGER
EATING THE FOOD
364
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:20,382
THAT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY
THE PEOPLE WHO THINK I'M A LIAR.
365
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,673
THEN WHAT ARE THOSE?
366
00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:25,342
OK, SO I'M EASING INTO IT.
367
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:26,743
WHAT DO YOU WANT ANYWAY?
368
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:30,414
MIKE, I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET
YOU IN SUCH BIG TROUBLE.
369
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,050
UH, IT'S OK.
370
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,818
I KNEW THE SHOES WOULD
BE TOO MUCH FOR THEM.
371
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,720
IT'S BEEN LIKE THAT ALL DAY.
372
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,690
EVERYBODY AT SCHOOL, EVEN BONER.
373
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:43,594
I MEAN, LAST YEAR I ACTUALLY
CONVINCED THE MAN I WAS AN ALIEN.
374
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:48,699
BEN, PEOPLE ARE ACTING
LIKE THEY EXPECT ME TO CHEAT.
375
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,502
LIKE I'M THAT KIND
OF LOW SCUZZBALL.
376
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,371
I BELIEVE YOU.
377
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,605
WHAT?
378
00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:56,185
WHATEVER YOU SAY I BELIEVE IT,
379
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,442
WHETHER IT'S THE TRUTH OR NOT.
380
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,690
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING WEIRD.
381
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,448
THAT MOMENT WHEN
MOM AND DAD BELIEVED ME,
382
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,084
EVERYTHING WAS OK.
383
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,288
MY GOD!
384
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:13,724
I ACTUALLY CARE WHAT
THEY THINK ABOUT ME.
385
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,093
I CARE WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT ME.
386
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,062
WELL, YOU'RE 9.
387
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,464
THAT'S OK TO FEEL THAT WAY AT 9.
388
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:24,235
BUT I'M 15. I'M SUPPOSED TO
THINK MY PARENTS ARE SCUM.
389
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,736
ARE YOU SURE?
390
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,338
YEAH, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
391
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,440
IT'S ON T.V. ALL THE TIME.
392
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,008
I BELIEVE YOU.
393
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,616
THERE YOU ARE.
394
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,129
YOU'RE GONNA FREEZE OUT HERE.
395
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,219
MMM.
396
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:44,888
NO, I'VE GOT MY ANGER
TO KEEP ME WARM.
397
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,091
COULD YOU SHARE SOME WITH ME?
398
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,197
JASON, I HAVE
SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
399
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,676
NOW I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU,
400
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,412
BUT SINCE YOU'RE
FEELING BETRAYED BY MIKE,
401
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,869
I FIGURE YOU'D NEED
SOME GOOD NEWS.
402
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,239
YOU'RE NOT REALLY MIKE'S FATHER.
403
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,642
THAT'S BETTER.
404
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,710
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
I'VE BEEN THINKING?
405
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,824
THAT WHEN MIKE LOOKED
YOU IN THE EYE AND LIED,
406
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,393
IT MADE YOU QUESTION YOUR WHOLE
APPROACH TO TEACHING OUR KIDS
407
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,517
THE VALUE OF TRUTH AND HONESTY.
408
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,730
AND YOU'RE WONDERING
409
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,474
IF INSTEAD OF ENCOURAGING
THEM BY EXAMPLE,
410
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,268
A LITTLE FEAR OF PUNISHMENT MIGHT
HAVE BEEN EVEN MORE EFFECTIVE.
411
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,636
AND YOU'RE PROBABLY REMEMBERING
THE TIME WHEN MIKE WAS 8
412
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,773
AND HE LIED ABOUT FINGER-PAINTING
THE NEW RUG, AND I WANTED TO SPANK HIM
413
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,075
BUT YOU CONVINCED ME THAT
REASONING WITH HIM WAS BETTER.
414
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,832
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
415
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,334
OH, IT'S NOT ALL THAT AMAZING.
416
00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:34,071
I BET YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M THINKING RIGHT NOW.
417
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,751
WELL, YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING
418
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,519
THAT NO MATTER HOW
DISAPPOINTED WE BOTH ARE IN MIKE,
419
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,254
THAT WE LOVE HIM
DEARLY. MMM-HMM.
420
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,422
AND THAT WE'LL DO OUR BEST
421
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,091
TO MOLD HIM INTO AN HONEST MAN.
422
00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:43,155
MMM-HMM.
423
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,949
AND THAT EVEN IF WE FAIL,
424
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,737
HE CAN ALWAYS HAVE A
PRODUCTIVE LIFE IN POLITICS.
425
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,891
MIKE, MR. DEWITT WILL
GO A LOT EASIER ON YOU,
426
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,560
IF YOU JUST ADMIT WHAT YOU DID.
427
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:57,828
I DON'T CARE.
428
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:58,937
WELL, WE DO.
429
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,176
COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST PRETEND
430
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,866
THAT YOU CARE WHAT WE THINK?
431
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,568
SURE, BUT NOBODY'LL BELIEVE ME.
432
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:04,876
BUT WHY SHOULD ANYONE?
433
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,371
BECAUSE I DIDN'T CHEAT.
434
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,573
FORGET IT. IT DOESN'T MATTER.
435
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,954
WELL, SHOULD WE HAVE BELIEVED
YOU BACK IN THE 7TH GRADE
436
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,389
WHEN YOU TRIED TO TELL US
THAT THE "D" ON YOUR REPORT CARD
437
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,680
STOOD FOR "DARN GOOD"?
438
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,193
AND WHAT ABOUT IN THE 8TH GRADE
439
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,850
WHEN YOU TOLD THE SCHOOL
440
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:23,720
YOUR NAME WAS SEAVERMAN SO YOU
COULD TAKE THE JEWISH HOLIDAYS OFF?
441
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,222
AND, MIKE, JUST THIS WEEK...
442
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,057
OK, OK.
443
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,892
ALL RIGHT, SOMETIMES
444
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,895
I LIE.
445
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:35,733
BUT THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN BEING A LIAR AND BEING A LIAR.
446
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:39,536
I MEAN, YOU GUYS SHOULD
KNOW WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH.
447
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:42,105
WHAT KIND OF PARENTS
ARE YOU ANYWAY?
448
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:44,808
DISAPPOINTED.
449
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,613
YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH?
450
00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:51,815
OK, I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
451
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,284
YEAH, I WAS GOING TO CHEAT.
452
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:56,553
I... I FIGURED IT
WAS THE ONLY WAY.
453
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:57,888
SO I WAS UP HALF THE NIGHT
454
00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,834
COPYING ALL THAT
STUFF ONTO MY SHOES
455
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:02,592
'CAUSE I HAD TO PASS THE TEST.
456
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:05,096
BUT SOMEHOW IT DIDN'T
JUST GO ON MY SHOES.
457
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,231
IT GOT IN MY HEAD, TOO.
458
00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:09,100
IT SURE BLEW ME AWAY.
459
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,904
BUT WHEN IT CAME TIME
TO LOOK FOR THE ANSWERS,
460
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,873
I DIDN'T HAVE TO.
461
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,808
I KNEW 'EM.
462
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:20,377
WELL, I'D LIKE TO
BELIEVE YOU, MIKE.
463
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,012
YEAH.
464
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:23,659
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT
YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
465
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,360
THE KIND OF GUY
WHO HAS A REPUTATION
466
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:30,354
FOR KNOWING THINGS LIKE ABRAHAM
LINCOLN WAS THE 17TH PRESIDENT.
467
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,423
YEAH, HE WAS THE
16TH PRESIDENT, DAD.
468
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,124
YES, GRANT WAS 17TH.
469
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,859
NO, GRANT WAS THE 18TH.
470
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,695
SEE, JOHNSON WAS 17TH.
471
00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:39,974
HE BECAME PRESIDENT AFTER
LINCOLN WAS ASSASSINATED
472
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:42,399
ON APRIL 14, 1865.
473
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,574
DR. AND MRS. SEAVER,
I'M WILLIS DEWITT.
474
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,754
GLAD YOU COULD COME.
475
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:54,111
WHY DON'T WE GET
RIGHT DOWN TO BUSINESS?
476
00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:55,879
ABSOLUTELY.
477
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,694
MIKE DID NOT CHEAT ON
THIS EXAMINATION, MR. DEWITT,
478
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,495
AND IT'S IMPORTANT
THAT WE CLEAR THAT UP.
479
00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:02,385
AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
SO EASY FOR HIM TO DO,
480
00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:06,190
WHAT WITH ALL THE ANSWERS
WRITTEN ON THE BOTTOM OF HIS SHOES.
481
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,341
I WANT TO THANK YOU, MR. DEWITT,
482
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,076
FOR LETTING MIKE
TAKE THIS MAKE-UP TEST.
483
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,433
NO PROBLEM.
484
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,668
I THINK HE'S LEARNED NOW
THAT INTENDING TO CHEAT
485
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:20,237
WAS JUST AS BAD
AS CHEATING ITSELF.
486
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:22,840
THAT'S WHAT MY
EX-WIFE SAID IN COURT.
487
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:26,577
SHH, HE'S TRYING TO TAKE A TEST.
488
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,461
WHAT'S ON TONIGHT?
489
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:46,241
IT'S THE 2ND NIGHT OF THAT
JOAN COLLINS MINI-SERIES.
490
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:47,809
THAT MIGHT BE
INTERESTING. MMM-HMM.
491
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:52,236
TONIGHT JOAN LEAVES THE
POPE TO MARRY A BRICKLAYER.
492
00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:55,205
MIKE'LL BE SORRY
HE'S MISSING THAT ONE.
493
00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:57,385
WHERE IS MIKE ANYWAY? I
HAVEN'T SEEN HIM ALL EVENING.
494
00:22:57,409 --> 00:23:00,210
WELL, HE'S UPSTAIRS STUDYING
FOR HIS FRENCH TEST TOMORROW.
495
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:03,814
YOU KNOW, I REALLY THINK WE
GOT THROUGH TO HIM THIS TIME.
496
00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:08,385
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